Are you stalking me?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

omg, yessssssss.
the other blog this was posted on totally dissed the "chair tattoo"
Fuck that!
The Eames Lounge Chair is iconic.

And it's just like she's in another world.

Im pretty much in love with Anthony Bourdain.

jesus.

they aren't closing the 24 hour Starbucks on Geary, near the dorms...or the one across the street. Just one on Market and at the Metreon (that one is really just a stand, so nbd)

anyhow, CRISIS AVERTED.

You've conducted yourself in a terribly sexy fashion.

i fucking hate Kurt Halsey, and i especially hate Kurt Halsey tattoos. what a dumb fucking idea.

i want to go back to San Francisco

omg, i'm watching Breakfast at Tiffany's right now and i'm 48 mins in, and it's the dumbest shit i've ever seen.


Lula May?!? wwwwwtffffffffff

update:
ahahaa, i love how they squeeze the cat between them at the end.

i am definitely doing this to my phone...








Deco-Den! What will those crazy Japanese think of next?!?!

Odd Fish Find Contradicts Intelligent-Design Argument

The discovery of a missing link in the evolution of bizarre flatfishes—each of which has both eyes on the same side of its head—could give intelligent design advocates a sinking feeling.

CT scans of 50-million-year-old fossils have revealed an intermediate species between primitive flatfishes (with eyes on both sides of their heads) and the modern, lopsided versions, which include sole, flounder, and halibut.

So the change happened gradually, in a way consistent with evolution via natural selection—not suddenly, as researchers once had little choice but to believe, the authors of the new study say.

The longstanding gap in the flatfish fossil record has long been explained by a "hopeful monster"—scientific jargon for an unknown animal blessed with a severe but helpful mutation that was passed down to its descendants.

Finished the HP class with an A+

also, plentyoffish.com is awesome and hilarious.

-My midterm is due tommorow and i have 3 questions to go, but they're essay questions and i always take forever to write anything because i want everything i write to be perfect (except for blogs and post-it notes, in which case i sound retarded)

-I told Josh on wednesday to call me on thursdya or friday so that we could make plans for the weekend. I asked him to call me because he mentioned that he usually makes plans with his friends on friday, saturday or sunday night and that he wasnt sure which it would be this week, and i was trying to give him a chance to get his shit together. He didnt call me and obviously doesnt have his shit together. So basically, FAIL. I'm over it. who's next?

-my family is going out of town this week and leaving me in the house alone from wednesday until sunday night. Ryan is coming over wednesday night and we are planning all kind sof shinanigans.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.


1) Your name?
Allie
(a) A name usually given to females and is derived from the male names "Alexander, Alessandro"
(b) Short for "Allison, Alexandra, Alexandria, or Alessandra."
(c) People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.
(d) It literally means "protector of mankind"



2) Nickname?
Snookums
Can be a genuine endearing nickname, often with a gentle sarcasm or humor attached.
This word is annoying to some people and likely to make people near you sick when you use it. Especially if combined with physical affection.



3) Hair color?
Brown
an East Indian person



4) Favorite color?
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?



5) One of your friends?
Ryan
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".



6) What Should You Be Doing?
1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.



7) Favorite Food?
Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet



8) Hometown?
Las Vegas:
-Thanks to this wonderful city, Nevada has one of the lowest tax rates in the U.S. because the gamblers literally "pay" our taxes for us.
-A once beautiful town that is fast becoming an overpopulated crime riddled shithole like Los Angeles.
-A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

I just ate a grilled peanut butter and jelly and nutella sandwich, and it was delicious.
now i feel like i'm going to vomit.

sooo, I talked to Josh today. on the phone, i mean. He is quieter than i had expected, which is kind of disappointing. I'm hoping he is just a bit shy, because the combination of his shyness and my awkwardness could be a horrible mess. All that being said, he is very sweet, cute, and i think we're going to hang out at some point this weekend.